WHO DO I ASSOCIATE WITH?
Oh Jessica, the woman you are… Words can’t explain how much I adore you. While I distance myself from everyone, you treat me like I’m human… LIKE I’M HUMAN!!! You’re always checking up on me, making sure I get sleep, bringing me food when I’ve worked a bit too much, I’m convinced you might actually care! You’re so sweet, kind, so amazing, you treat everyone with respect and you’re so funny. You’re so beautiful and perfect, I love your hair, I love your eyes (I wish they were more visible sometimes but I adore your fashion choices), I love your hands, I love your nails, I love your skin, I love everything about you. While I only listen to industrial and sometimes punk and metal, your taste in music is flawless. Your fashion sense is great, your smile is contagious (even if you never see me smile), I love your confidence, you motivate me to wake up in the morning and actually live. While I’ve never been in a relationship before, I’d treat you like the goddess you are if you were with me <3
You’re a good kid. Besides Jessica and Miguel, you’re one of the only people I actually bother to talk to. Our debates about music are fun, but you borrow a lot of records from me. GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKING REAGAN YOUTH VINYL!!!
We argue a lot. I’m always right.
I don’t have a photo of him because he’s wanted, but my successor Blitz. He’s very energetic (and I’m not over exaggerating), breaks a lot of my shit, kills a lot of people, but I know he means no harm, it’s just the rabies getting to him. (Again, not over exaggerating. He has rabies.)